waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
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tomsjiggle: at recess in 5th grade someone asked me “is your refrigerator running?” and i said yes and they said “then you better go catch it!!!” and i screamed and started crying and ran to the bike rack and got on my bike and rode back home but my refrigerator was still in the same place and i didn’t understand why anyone would scare me like that
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